In The Beginning were The Brothers Brass…

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The Kestrel Waters  are sweet and deep and full of sorrow.

The Kestrel Waters  are dark and scary.

The Kestrel Waters  are the waters of life.

“I was haunted throughout by a sense of mystery and otherness. This book is a mesmerizing, wonderfully written and extraordinary work of the imagination…Thornhorn, where the hell have you been?” ~ William Peter Blatty (author of The Exorcist )

In The Beginning were The Brothers Brass.

In The End there is no end to what one wounded girl’s heart will give. And no end to what one brother will give for the other.

The Brothers Brass. Two young grassroots singers (with echoes of Nickel Creek and The Everly Brothers). Raised in Savannah by the sea, together, these boys’ voices chime like heavenly bells.

The oldest brother, Kestrel, falls in love with a wild little thing who hides up in the trees—a bit of a girl named Bettilia. An abused girl raised by a flesh and blood devil on a haunted mountain called Riddle Top.

Soon all the Family Brass falls for Bettilia. She touches Kestrel, she touches everyone. And they touch sweet Bettilia, forever.

Then comes that fateful day when, deep in his own heart, Kestrel says I do to his own devil, within and without.

“Captures the tragedy of romantic and familial love better than any story I have ever read.” ~ Janeiro Bento

The Kestrel Waters is an eerie, heroic, and beautiful story of human love, like none you’ve ever known. An epic fable of an epic family whose hearts are comic, profane, and profoundly true.

“Mellifluous, Lyrical…with a darkness that creeps like kudzu.” ~ Kirkus Reviews

The Kestrel Waters (A Tale of Love and Devil) by author Randy Thornhorn.

“One of the South’s wildest new voices…” ~ The Oxford American Magazine

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More readers’ comments:

“I just finished The Kestrel Waters. I started it this morning and read it mostly in one sitting…I could not put it down. The language was beautiful. Honestly, I think it an amazing book…It was a profound experience.”

~ Rebecca Jacobson

The Kestrel Waters is one of those books that leaves the reader with an emotional hangover. It’s difficult to start reading another book, because one’s feelings are still so influenced by the book just read. This emotional hangover doesn’t happen too often for me, and I’m a voracious reader. Indeed, it happens more often with music. But in a way I can’t explain, The Kestrel Waters is like music…”

~ Joy Williams

“I had no idea what to expect when I started reading The Kestrel Waters…I didn’t expect to care for the characters the way I do. I didn’t expect to be as concerned for them as I became. And I certainly didn’t expect to finish this book with a lump in my throat, tears in my eyes, and the sense of having experienced something profound.

This was a hell of a good read had I sought only an engaging yarn of good and evil, love and redemption, and a mystery solved. But it’s a lot more than that.

This is immersive, obsessive, and deeply affecting. Disorienting – in that way that a good book can connect you to something that leaves a tint on everything around you, an aftertaste… this is powerful.”

~ Jeffrey Lindner

“I found it masterful…I feel almost as haunted by [Bettilia] as Kes did. She’s a haunting, haunted little creature, but I fell in love with her. Her snappish wit, her obvious devotion to Mambly and Mama, her courage and strength, and her fears…The climax was riveting.”

~ Brianne Harris (Age 20, Illinois)

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Herald the shadowed things…

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Herald the shadowed things, the hearth and tinder,
Lo, she comes, yon midnight madonna, newborn and beheld.

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The Brothers Everly

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What strange creatures brothers are…

~ Jane Austen

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Monday Thunder

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Soft rain, soft fire, on my dark morning hilltop.

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An Unforgettable Thornhorn Weekend

A couple of value-added items I picked up this weekend at the Nixburg, Alabama Home For Wastral This And Thats. The graveyard nursing staff on duty were never less than courteous and well-informed and were kind enough to let me use my Diner’s Club when I discovered my PayPal debit card was temporarily tapped out.

Thanks girls! I’ll never forget you and all them good times we had.

(As some of you may recall, Nixburg is birthplace of Daddy Brass.)

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Southern Lit Lovers Wanted “On The Southern Literary Trail”

Are any of you members of Goodreads and lovers of Southern Literature like I am?

If so, I would like to invite you to join the Goodreads book group On The Southern Literary Trail where folks gather to muse and discuss all things related to Southern fiction old and new.

AND, I have had the honor to have my novel The Kestrel Waters nominated for one of the two November book reads in “On The Literary Trail”. I have to thank moderator Laura for that kindness, and it’s humbling to even be named amidst such illustrious authors in this field. Voting for the November ballot is in the next few days.

We are trying to get new members to join and engage, so if you are interested, you can find the group at this web address:

https://www.goodreads.com/group/show/63470-on-the-southern-literary-trail

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On A Monument To The Pigeon

“His love…required only free sky, and the will to ply his wings. To love what was is a new thing under the sun, unknown to most people and to all pigeons.”

We meet here to commemorate the death of a species. This monument symbolizes our sorrow. We grieve because no living man will see again the onrushing phalanx of victorious birds, sweeping a path for spring across the March skies, chasing the defeated winter from all the woods and prairies of Wisconsin.

Men still live who, in their youth, remember pigeons; trees still live that, in their youth, were shaken by a living wind. But a few decades hence only the oldest oaks will remember, and at long last only the hills will know.
The plaque on the Passenger Pigeon Monument. Artist Owen Gromme sketched the bird. Ornithologist A. W. Schorger drafted the inscription: “Dedicated to the last Wisconsin Passenger Pigeon shot at Babcock, Sept. 1899. This species became extinct through the avarice and thoughtlessness of man.” Reproduced with permission of the Wisconsin Society for Ornithology.

The plaque on the Passenger Pigeon Monument. Artist Owen Gromme sketched the bird. Ornithologist A. W. Schorger drafted the inscription: “Dedicated to the last Wisconsin Passenger Pigeon shot at Babcock, Sept. 1899. This species became extinct through the avarice and thoughtlessness of man.” Reproduced with permission of the Wisconsin Society for Ornithology.

There will always be pigeons in books and in museums, but these are effigies and images, dead to all hardships and to all delights. Book-pigeons cannot dive out of a cloud to make the deer run for cover, nor clap their wings in thunderous applause of mast-laden woods. They know no urge of seasons; they feel no kiss of sun, no lash of wind and weather; they live forever by not living at all.

Our grandfathers, who saw the glory of the fluttering hosts, were less well-housed, well-fed, well-clothed than we are. The strivings by which they bettered our lot are also those which deprived us of pigeons. Perhaps we now grieve because we are not sure, in our hearts, that we have gained by the exchange.

It is a century now since Darwin gave us the first glimpse of the origin of species. We know now what was unknown to all the preceding caravan of ­generations: that man is only a fellow-voyager with other creatures in the Odyssey of evolution, and that his captaincy of the adventuring ship conveys the power, but not necessarily the right, to discard at will among the crew. We should, in the century since Darwin, have achieved a sense of community with living things, and of wonder over the magnitude and duration of the ­biotic enterprise.

For one species to mourn the death of another is a new thing under the sun. The Cro-Magnon who slew the last mammoth thought only of steaks. The sportsman who shot the last pigeon thought only of his prowess. The sailor who clubbed the last auk thought of nothing at all. But we, who have lost our pigeons, mourn the loss. Had the funeral been ours, the pigeons would hardly have mourned us. In this fact, rather than in Mr. Vandevar Bush’s bombs, or Mr. DuPont’s nylons, lies objective evidence of our superiority over the beasts.

We who erect this monument are performing a dangerous act. Because our sorrow is genuine, we are tempted to believe that we had no part in the demise of the pigeon. The truth is that our grandfathers, who did the actual killing, were our agents. They were our agents in the sense that they shared the conviction, which we have only now begun to doubt, that it is more important to multiply people and comforts than to cherish the beauty of the land in which they live. What we are doing here today is publicly to confess a doubt whether this is true.

This, then, is a monument to a bird we have lost, and to a doubt we have gained. Perched like a duck hawk on this cliff, it will scan this wide valley, watching through the days and years. For many a March it will watch the geese go by, telling the river about clearer, colder, lonelier waters on the tundra. For many an April it will see the redbuds come and go, and for many a May the flush of oak-blooms on a thousand hills. Questing woodducks will search these basswoods for hollow limbs; golden prothonotaries will shake the golden pollen from the river-willows. Egrets will pose on these sloughs in Augusts, plovers will whistle from September skies, hickory nuts will plop into October leaves, and hail will rattle in November woods. But no pigeons will pass, for there are no pigeons, save only this flightless one, graven in bronze on this rock. Tourists will read this inscription, but their thoughts, like the bronze pigeon, will have no wings.

We are told by economic moralists that to mourn the pigeon is mere nostalgia; that if the pigeoners had not done away with him, the farmers would ultimately have been obliged, in self-defense, to do so. Perhaps this is true, but perhaps it is also true that we did away with an idea, as well as a bird. It is one of the ironies of science that it discovers, ex post facto, a philosophical significance in what it has previously tossed into the dust-bin.

The pigeon was no mere bird, he was a biological storm. He was the lightning that played between two biotic poles of intolerable intensity: the fat of the land and his own zest for living. Yearly the feathered tempest roared up, down, and across the continent, sucking up the laden fruits of forest and prairie, burning them in a travelling blast of life. Like any other chain-reaction, the pigeon could survive no diminution of his own furious intensity. Once the pigeoners had subtracted from his numbers, and once the settlers had chopped gaps in the continuity of his fuel, his flame guttered out with hardly a sputter or even a wisp of smoke.

Today the laden oaks still flaunt their burden at the sky, but the feathered lightning is no more. Worm and weevil must now perform slowly and silently the biological task which once drew thunder from the firmament. The wonder is not that the pigeon passed out, but that he ever survived through all the millennia of pre-Babbitian time.

The pigeon lived by his desire for clustered grape and bursting beechnut, and by his contempt of miles and seasons. Things that Wisconsin did not offer him today he sought and found tomorrow in Michigan, or Labrador, or Tennessee; to find them required only the free sky, and the will to ply his wings.

But there are fruits in this land unknown to pigeons, and as yet to most men. Perhaps we too can live by our desires to find them, and by a contempt for miles and seasons, a love of free sky, and a will to ply our wings.

~ Aldo Leopold (an essay on the occasion of the dedication of a monument to the death of the passenger pigeon, widely regarded as the most poignant ever written about extinction)

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Ferocious Words of Wonder from Patrisia Sheremeta

Patrisia Sheremeta is now a fan of Goodreads Author Randy Thornhorn – Patrisia Sheremeta made a comment in the group 2014 Reading Challenge — Patrisia 100 books in 2014 topic

5 stars.

There is a point when I am reading “innovative” fiction where I feel like I am over a friend’s house watching their kids perform. They are cute and they show promise, but you can’t expect me to be amazed by a 5 year old’s attempts a ballet when I’ve been exposed to great dancing. I recently finished [image] and I certainly acknowledge that it showed some creativity, but the creativity was not unique. I don’t think you should write innovative fiction just for the sake of being innovative – that sort of kills the point of the whole thing. Creating great fiction is really a process of finding your true and authentic voice. A person can write an absolute conventional masterpiece, if it is true to his or her voice. A person can also write something they label innovative, but ends up being a derivative slog that does not feel right to the reader.

So in The Kestrel Waters, the author has that true and strong voice and has created a story that is unconventional, but is also truly unique and solid. I want more of this voice in my life and plan on reading every single thing he has out there. The story was beautiful. The language was beautiful. The ideas were beautiful. You only achieve that through years of work and dedication to both craft and art.

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Patrisia Sheremeta rated a book 5 of 5 stars
The Kestrel Waters
by Randy Thornhorn (Goodreads Author)
read in August, 2014

This book kept showing up in my recommendations and in little ads on the right side of my screen. So I finally just downloaded it and gave it a try, and I am so happy I did because it blew me away. This author has exactly what I love – a unique, sure, and strong voice. He’s also a damn good storyteller. I can’t wait to read every other book he has – which are all available on Kindle Unlimited by the way.

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Abandon Home

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Was it only yesterday
The sun rose red and gold
In the dark sweet shadows
Of our bedroom?
And now I would rather you said
Nothing at all
Than say I love you or miss you
On an automatic tune
From somewhere
In a backroom
Of your head
While I have fallen
Off your map
Into a hole in a heart
Gone dead
While over here in this empty house
I go through lonesome progressions
While I am possessed
By sad possessions
Wondering if one day
You might
Remember our morning amazement
When we rose red and gold
In the dark sweet shadows
Of our bedroom.
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© 2014 Randy Thornhorn

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Thornhorn, Axman…

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Shifting, shifting.

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Thornhorn working on thought crime…

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A little WICKED TEMPER interlude…

Before the woods gave him up, Matthew saw a few more things. With each dark discovery, he kept leaving parts of his head behind. The sun went steadily and, after a hair and shirt snagging push, Matthew stumbled into a wild chestnut grove. In the broken light, white chickens scratched at the mossy mountain skin, milling about. They were just a smattering of dumb cluckers, not like Bob’s flock. Nobody would know if he drop-kicked a few for fun. But right now, Matthew’s stilts were wobbly, his shoes full of sweat and mud, his feet were raw with blisters. Seeing the chickens, he felt closer to the homestead, though: a whoop or two away. So he limped faster. His moves stringhalted now, thanks to the hole in his thigh. It ain’t the gore-horn that kills you, he chanted softly. It’s the hole. The hole. The hole. It ain’t the gore-horn that kills you. It’s the hole.

Another half hour of misery was still ahead of him. But Matthew finally took a wild left turn through laurel briar and around a wasp’s nest and he came to a dead stop. What he saw down slope made him squeak like a rubber toy.

It was Bob Nottingham’s smokehouse.

Matthew left the leafy steambath. He tripped down to the house. Tizzy was waiting on the wagon tongue. She sat there boiling in her own little popskull, in the late glare of day.

“I doubt you could catch a bug in a bucket,” she said, once his tale of woe was told.

“He was sneaky. He threw me.”

“Yeah, and I’m wily Delilah.”

“I’m telling ye, Tizzy now—don’t rile me up. He’s a sneaky, backtracking shitrag and that’s all they is to it.”

“Take a rest, hogboy. You look thirsty.”

“I told ye don’t never call me no hog—”

“I’m sorry. I’m just hot, dern it.”

“Let’s git on in the house then. I need better shade and cool water.”

“Nope,” she said, chin on her knees. She would not even look at the house.

“And why not?”

“They’s something unfit about this place. It’s unfit, Matthew.”

“Well, I ain’t gone argue about that.”

“I’m as much to blame as you.”

“To blame? Fer what?”

“Well, I been thinking,” Tizzy said, picking up speed. “Why do we always gotta be running from something or running after something else?”

“Huh? What’s got into you while I was gone?”

“If we live backwards and upside down from the way of things, we ends up in unfit places.”

“Doll baby, I’d give you a pill but I ain’t got one,” he said. She was going frantic on him.

“Matthew, I wonder sometimes if we ain’t just whirlygigs, for no good reason at all. You know? Whirlygigs. Seeds. We just is. And we fall. And we don’t need no reason at all. And that’s okey-dokey. Besides, they ain’t none.”

“They ain’t no what?”

“No good reason at all.”

Matthew tried to decipher her. But not for long. He gave up quickly and dragged himself inside where he drank six dippers. He almost stopped there, then decided to have a seventh. The seventh dipper finally slaked his thirst, so Matthew took off his shoes. He took out his pocketknife and found a bottle of red iodine in a kitchen cupboard. Then he tip-toed back outside, cussing the hurt of it all the way. His blisters got doctored while he sat with Tizzy and watched the sun go down. They bided slow time until the man’s return.

from Wicked Temper by Randy Thornhorn

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SavannahNow promotes The Kestrel Waters

A heads up: Today and tomorrow The Savannah Morning News is doing featured promotion of The Kestrel Waters on their website, SavannahNow.com

Four ads in four spots simultaneously on the homepage.

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Souls in Distress

Role models are the death of art.

Art that depicts humanity is mostly built on badly-cracked people and broken relationships. If the folk of great story and song were fully realized human beings or the well-adjusted sort, there would be no Shakespeare. Passion eschews serenity and is not kind to contentment.

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A Celestial Fire in July…

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All the angels of Tie Siding were on fire.
The famous sky was gone.

Presumably the mountains were still there, invisible in haze.
OK,
there was only one angel, but she was a torch in the wind, beside
the wind-ripped American flag the post office flies.
OK, she wasn’t
literally on fire.
Maybe her angelic red hair made me think she was
ablaze as it flaunted the prairie and made a festival of itself.
There
was a fireworks stand nearby, entirely beside the point, as was the
Fourth of July.
It was really dry.
It was fire season.
It was the
wind festival, featuring an angel standing in it, letting her red hair
conflagrate history, reduce it to ash, bid it start anew, erase the sky
with atrocity’s own smoke.
She wore, besides her flame of hair,
blue jeans and a singlet.
She was violent in the wind.
I started
walking toward her.
I’m still walking toward her, no idea what to
say when I get there.

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(Fire Season by James Galvin)

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On Sale Now: HOWLS OF A HELLHOUND ELECTRIC (Riddle Top Magpies & Bobnot Boogies & A Ragged Love Story or Two)

Ten stark and stunning tales set under the jagged shadow of Riddle Top, in a darkling mountain world—a world of unholy mirth and madness, of gods and demons you never knew existed.

Collected together for the first time, Randy Thornhorn’s lyric, comic, and haunting short stories conjure up the fever and folly-filled lives of Riddle Top magpies, Bobnot boogies, and Cayuga Ridge folk—in other words: Thornhorn people. People who resemble everything human and a few odd creatures besides. Here we find fiery baptisms, legless dancers, rockabilly lovers, Buffalo soldiers, spidery wombs, sapphic ghosts, and big lusty birds who’ll wink at you. Scenes unfold of passion, buffoonery, mud-dobbers, murder, and the wonder working power in the blood. Here violence forever lurks, waiting to be unleashed with the beasts in the shadows, amidst the howls of the hellhound electric.

Author of the acclaimed novels The Kestrel Waters and Wicked Temper, and the longest fiction ever published in The Oxford American Magazine (who hailed him as “One of the South’s wildest new voices”), Randy Thornhorn finally leads this congregation of his unforgettable fables:

The Hole And Dobber’s Head (longest story published in The Oxford American), Tarbaby, The Axman’s Shift (abridged), Johabeth’s Holler, The Rain Goblin, Psalm Of The Emu, O Isle Spinner, Hushabye Yule, Turpitude, and Dearest Corliss.

Don’t miss this opportunity to read all these mindblowing stories, together, together, at last!

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Let me introduce you to The Book Lady (Joni Saxon-Giusti)…

The Book Lady
6 E Liberty St,
Savannah, Georgia 31401

912.233.3628

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R.W. Ridley Review – The Kestrel Waters: “Another Southern Masterpiece”

Here’s what you should know about Randy Thornhorn. He dives deep as a writer and creates a lyrical wonderland as a storyteller. He has the talent to blend a kind of mystical back drop with gritty southern realism that I didn’t think was possible. He did that with Wicked Temper, the first book I read written by him, and he did it again with The Kestrel Waters, the second book I read by him. And I will read a third and fourth and onward until his pen stops bleeding or fingers stop tapping. He’s a writer you read obsessively, compulsively – pick your adverb of need.

In The Kestrel Waters you have a tale of bluegrass playing brothers, the Brothers Brass. The way Mr. Thornhorn draws us into this musical fantasy is seamless from the opening pages. It’s incredibly easy to see them spontaneously and feverishly playing a tune on a train ride to their next gig. Using their southern charm to chat up pretty girls and looking for trouble. This is a love story at its core, and the reader is taken there experiencing the passion, appetites and misfortune that such a “nail to the head” provides the oldest brother, Kestrel. It’s a story of family ties and sacrifices that are at once beautiful and tragic.

If I had to pick one thing that sets this author apart from other southern storytellers (beyond his ability to mix of fantasy and realism), it would be the masterful way the sprinkles backwoods dialect into meaningful dialogue. You almost get the sense that you’re learning a long lost language, one that is simple and alluring.

Once again, my hat is off to Mr. Thornhorn. Here’s hoping he gets the recognition he deserves.

~ R.W. Ridley

http://www.amazon.com/The-Kestrel-Waters-Tale-Devil-ebook/dp/B00E82QNUC

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(My heartfelt thanks again to author R.W. Ridley for his amazing, humbling review. Be sure to visit his endlessly fascinating blog, which you can find at this link. – RT)

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RW Ridley review: WICKED TEMPER by Thornhorn (“An instant Southern Classic”)

from www.rwridley.wordpress.com:

In my continuing effort to shine a light on indie authors, allow me to turn your attention to one Randy Thornhorn. I found myself waiting in a situation in which I had nothing to do but search for good books in the Kindle store for about two hours on Monday, and I found a book I had heard about earlier titled Wicked Temper written by the aforementioned Randy Thornhorn.

It’s Southern Fiction which is my not so secret literary passion. I love the settings, the characters, the dialogue, and the dialect offered up on in a good Southern tome, and Wicked Temper is not good. It’s great. Great may not even be an effusive enough word. It’s a classic in the vein of William Faulkner, Harper Lee, Cormac McCarthy, and Erskine Caldwell (my personal favorite). Yet, it is a much darker voice all its own. There’s an underlying deep moan of creepiness throughout this story that lets you feel the soaring trek of ruin the main characters Tizzy and Matthew are on. They set out on a life of crime to escape their dismal childhoods only to fall into the hands of a charismatic backwoods deviant.

This book deserves to be read and shared for generations to come. It is currently only $1.99 on Kindle. That’s an insanely low price for a book this good. Buy it. Read it. Tell your friends. This is the kind of indie book that deserves the attention. It has made me realize that my alter-ego, C. Hoyt Caldwell, has miles to go before he reaches this level of storytelling.

BTW – I heard about this book on Facebook. A few weeks ago someone (I can’t remember who) posted a link to the book. I read the summary and committed it to memory because I found it interesting. I’m just sorry it took me so long to actually get back to the book and read it.

~ RW Ridley

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(*My deepest appreciation goes out to author, and new friend, RW Ridley for his thoughtful and beautifully-crafted review. Be sure to check out his blog at www.rwridley.wordpress.com…RT)

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An instant Southern classic.

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The New Thornhorn Story! = ORPHAN HOME

Under a hot Savannah sun, with an oddly-sexed orphan, a boat carries bluegrass picker Glenn Brass up the river. Yes, upriver, a sleepy and most peculiar island plantation lies in wait for Brother Brass. There, he will sit down to dinner. And Brass will pass the gumbo to ghosts of James Brown, Martin Luther King, and one impossible pickpocket. Then in will waltz the late Gary Cooper.

Up the river, on The Island, the old folks on the old homestead, they ain’t what they used to be. And strange things unseen will kill all that is left of Glenn Brass’s hunger.

Another comic and macabre Thornhorn visitation.

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Orphan Home is the newest short story from Randy Thornhorn, author of The Kestrel Waters.

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Thornhorn at BOOKEXPO AMERICA!

UP AND RUNNING here at the IBPA Booth (2352), BookExpo America, NYC!

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Thornhorn Flying into NYC — BookExpo Tomorrow!

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Tomorrow is the big day for the official launch of The Kestrel Waters at BookExpo America, at the Javitz Center in Manhattan.

Remember, Randy Thornhorn will be at the IBPA Booth #2352.

I will be around throughout the day, but look for me 9 a.m. – 10 a.m., then 12:30 p.m. – 1 p.m., and ask me for a free signed copy of The Kestrel Waters (while supplies last!).

See you there…

RT

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Favorite Breakfast?

A magazine I follow just asked–what’s your favorite spot to grab a great breakfast in the South? Well, I can’t limit it to the South. Other than my own skillet, I have two places: The Breakfast Club on Tybee Island, outside Savannah, Georgia–and The Coffee Corner in Montpelier, Vermont.

What is your favorite spot for breakfast? Name the restaurant and why you love it in a sentence or two.image

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Snowcrest…

A Southern Winter Interlude.

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Here is home…

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A Further Note snagged from Jeffrey Lindner’s FB page…

“I read this book as a favor to a friend. It’s not a genre I typically enjoy and, frankly, I expected a spooky mystery story – entertaining enough in the moment, but nothing that would leave a lasting impression. I was wrong.

This book placed me in a world and among people that could be both a little alien – and deeply familiar. The family and places in this world have become something of an obsession – a source of nostalgia and vivid imagery. I go back when I can – and think about it when I can’t.

I’ve read this book three times now. I can, without the bias of friendship or privilege, recommend it with only this caution: This one will touch you but leave you a little unsettled. You’ll miss these people and worry for them. You’ll miss these places and feel an uneasy yearning for them.

Once again to the author: Thank you, Randy.”

(A note JL added while sharing the book video with “New and Improved Ending.)

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~ WHO CHILD ~

Jewel_Tree_by_Eyvind_Earle



I been seeing it done for years.

First thing, ever purple morn, the Willerswitch Witch comes to that same steep knob atop Hulep Choat’s Peak. She ain’t much hair left. What hairs they is is white. Her skin be grey. No greyer than other hags and they’s sure to be other hags, I expect. But this hag is — now don’t you worry it — but she’s the Willerswitch Witch to that girly up the tree.

High, she is. Up that tree.

My baby never leaves that limb to ask for no Christian name, mind you. She ain’t one to ask. No, she keeps secret. Her eyes be my eyes.

Below, the old grey thing lifts her skirts and she spin eleven, twelve, thirteen times, eyes closed and whispering. The Witch ask where do time tell, where is the well went, where be the wind sent, how went tizzypoke? The Witch, she blows a French harp — her mouth organ whines whilst jigging and clogging her pointy toes in the air. Whipping up dizzy arias and canticles with her willerswitch, she blows loud and swats down her crazylegged canticles for all souls below to hear.

From that tree on Hulep Choat’s Peak, a wee girl can see hollers piled upon hollers, snapdragon hillsides tumbling into valleys, twining into murky slews. Sometimes, a twanging guitar string ricochets up from below, answering back at that French harp. Soon the Witch takes to circling the tree spire, first to the clockwise, then counter to the clock. The willerswitch will lead, my little girly will listen.

“A thousand’n ten hunert’n two babies I done pulled from they mams. Put my mark on most ever chile I borned. Ever clan has its daemon babe, ye know, a boogified daemon babe. Ask me, I tells em so. Ask me. I hate the impudent chile. I knows him right off. I gives that babe its mark. Everbody got one. I can pick a collicky babe, a trickster, a fool — yay, a fool, or I can pick me a king foretold from the birthin’ slime. So I kisses em with my pucker. Or I kisses em with my willer switch. Onliest ones I ever put back into they mams is them what this world ain’t ripe fer yet. That’s why I’m plumb ashamed this mornin’, humbled I be. That’s why I ask of thee. Do you recollect first babysteps, babysteps? First one, then two step, then three? So here you is — still a chile. So whose chile is you? Who chile, who chile, who chile is you?”

Now, my girly ain’t never been kissed. She ain’t good for that. But she’s the right fit, she can hold her shine, and she can cipher plenty good. I reckon she wonders, who chile is you?

Don’t worry it. Don’t you worry it none. It was many a morn before my girly got wise to that old woman. But she got foxy afore long. Why, that Willerswitch Witch had never left a mark on that girly on high. No tarbaby mark or fortune’s kiss, not even a willer to cry. Borned cold and quiet, she was, to a blindeyed mother cold in the grave.

You ask how could that be? You ask how went tizzypoke? We will just have to see, you see. Make no mistake about one thing.

That baby belong to me.

That baby belong to me.

That baby belong to me.

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(Who Child  is the opening chapter of the book Wicked Temper Untold.)

© Randy Thornhorn

Painting:

Jewel Tree, 1975
Eyvind Earle (1916-2000)

http://www.eyvindearle.com/Details.aspx?id=415&type=serigraph

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No Shakespeare

Role models are the death of art.

Art that depicts humanity is mostly built on badly-cracked people and broken relationships. If the folk of great story and song were fully realized human beings or the well-adjusted sort, there would be no Shakespeare. Passion eschews serenity and is not kind to contentment.

RT

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